Textophobia
Fear of Fabrics
Ah, textophobia! Not to be confused with a fear of texting (though that's a modern anxiety all its own), textophobia is the rather peculiar, and perhaps slightly theatrical, fear of fabric. Yes, fabric! Imagine being pursued by a particularly menacing bolt of brocade or recoiling in horror from a rogue velvet swatch. For those afflicted with this unusual phobia, the world is a minefield of textures: the rough scratch of burlap, the slithery smoothness of satin, the fuzzy embrace of a woolly jumper—all potential triggers for panic and distress. It's a world where thread counts matter more than you'd ever imagine and where even the rustle of curtains can provoke a shudder.