Xafniasmaphobia
Fear of Surprises
Xafniasmaphobia, dreading the unexpected, plagues those who crave order and abhor spontaneity. Imagine the sheer panic of a birthday party where the cake is not, in fact, chocolate or the existential dread of opening a present only to find...socks. Xafniasmaphobes live in a constant state of low-grade anxiety, meticulously planning every detail of their lives to avoid the horrifying possibility of encountering something unforeseen. They view surprises as cosmic affronts, disrupting the carefully constructed narratives they weave around their existence.